...in exchange for Knock-Knock Jokes!
I know, I know! I haven't done a post in ages, and I don't have a great excuse for you, since the baby has not yet arrived. I guess I have just been busy preparing for his arrival.
Hopefully, I can make it up to you with a fabulous giveaway from CSN Stores!!! You wouldn't even believe the selection they have to offer from their 200+ stores, where you can get anything from a drop leaf table, to bedding or lighting, or something for your kiddos -- and just in time for the Holidays! The winner will receive a $65 gift certificate to use on any product from any CSN site. How great is that?!
To enter, all you have to do is leave a comment on this post including your name, and your best knock-knock (or short) joke. (We must teach Kalia some new jokes -- IMMEDIATELY!) Jokeless entries will be accepted, but let's say a joke will give you an extra entry. Good luck to you all!
PS I will announce the winner on Saturday, November 20, 2010. Please leave your comment by midnight on Friday, November 19, and I am going to do a good old-fashioned 'name in the hat' drawing. I'm an honest person - I promise! Oh, and the $65 does not cover shipping.
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a halloween joke:
ReplyDeleteknock knock
who's there?
philip
philip who?
philip this bag with candy, please! :-)
so dorky.
shenais
divertida at fastmail dot fm
Here is a knock knock joke. Okay you start!HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSee,the joke is you make them start by saying knock knock and you say who's there and then they realize that the joke is you turned it around and its really funny! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
You get it???
jacksoncrisman@yahoo.com
Fun giveaway!!
ReplyDeleteKnock, knock.
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
Don't get so excited, it's just a joke
tahearn at roadrunner dot com
Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
ReplyDeleteTo keep their pants up.
:-)
Thanks for the chance!
Domestic Diva
Knock Knock
ReplyDeleteWhose there?
Interupting Cow
Interupting Co...
MOOO!
get it? my kids love this one and you can use many animals for this one!
Thanks for the fun giveaway!
I've sooo been thinking about you!! Well wishes are being sent your way and also, let's see... I'm horrible with jokes and I know no knock knock ones, but I leave you with this onme I invented all by myself when i was like, 10
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of air does a boa constrictor breathe? Compressed!
Not a knock knock, but still kid-friendly:
ReplyDeleteWhat did the wall say to the other wall?
"Meet you in the corner!"
tammigirl at gmail dot com
Knock Knock!
ReplyDeleteWho’s there?
Wendy!
Wendy Who?
Wendy the last time you took a bath?
Gina
gina.m.maddox@gmail.com
Knock Knock
ReplyDeleteWho's there !
Figs !
Figs who ?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken
knock knock
ReplyDeletewho's there?
You.
You who?
You who...anybody home??
haha:) you know you're cracking up at that one. LOL:) hope I win!!!
KNOCK KNOCK
ReplyDeleteWho's There?
Cheese!
Cheese who?
Cheese! Just open the door and let me in!
LoL
....Tiffypoot @ (aol.com)